My pet penguin flew absent?

Is there someone i should call, or...what do i do?
I LOVE PENGUINS! PENGUINS DONT FLY THOUGH!
Don't panic. Once I have a ostrich that flew away. It's name was Debby. She be just gone one day from my base ment so I checked external, AND THERE SHE WAS! Flying in the sky! She flew away, so I missed her for weeks, but she managed to come put a bet on. Oh, and did I mention I live in Mars?
penguin? sweet! animal controll
Hopefully you took a picture. I propose you call the news and Ripley's Believe it or Not, You can make a fortune bad of it.. I'd also check up North.
i stole a penguin for a zoo before but i had to bring it back
A Flying Penguin ?? XD
I'd like to see that. It probably go back to where it belongs then keeping it surrounded by your back yard.
Answers:    damn my fish drown too
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL CALL SANTA DUDE THAT WAS AWSEM!!
i will contact the authorities immediately...


and ask that you be checked out by a psychological professional.
I want a pet penguin... THATS SWEET... it should be spinal column..
Bwahahahaha.

Next time put him on a leash.
*sigh* You fell for the mature "duck painted to look like a penguin" scam, I'm afraid.
No he will come domestic wagging his tail behind him. He probably went to the north pole.
is it the jock of the day well it be funny and made me laugh
call batman
they can't fly away can they oh penguins are so cute call your local vet
troll.
ring up 911 imediately
penguins don't fly.

buttt..if you really do have some exotic bird later call the animal control in your area. you can find the number surrounded by your phone book.

good luck with finding him, you could put up signs and a reward if you want.


That sucks!
My pet rock ran away.
you enjoy that as a pet
I don`t know is penguin mates
DUDE CALL SANTA
Penguins can not fly smart one.
Penguins cant fly dumbass.
I SHOULD KNOW
penguins can't fly genius
call his cell phone
Buy a new one
Hahahahaha if I were you I'd call the Guiness Book of World Records since you enjoy the only flying penguin in the universe.
:-)
penguins do not fly
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