i hold a problem?

well i was on this date with this girl i really really similar to. and...the worst possible thing happened...

i sharted...


what do i say?
Striped knees tarantula owners.?
Answers:    Um this have nothing to do with reptiles.If you want an answer you should put this in a catagory that nation will see and help you.And do you know what sharted means? It means you farted and shitted yourself at alike time. Thats really strange and you shouldve went to the bathroom.
At what age to FEMALE northern blue-tongued...
i really don't think this a question related to reptiles to any extent.
Terrapins stomach shifting color?   My beardie have a lil bit of blood surrounded by stool and have not be drinking or moving much.Skinnier than commonplace too...?   How do i convince my mom to tolerate me receive a tortise?   I feel my washed out stomach slider turtle is sick, his shell is a greatly dry green colour ?